059: : The Radiation in Our Heads

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig

Ben and Patrice were having a great day, and so was Jerry. So good that he’s not here.

In our first article, Natural News tells us why Apple’s new wireless headphones will bombard you with radiation… like every other device with a radio. In our last article Forbes is switching to Android because of the iPhone 7’s lack of headphone jack… even with the adapter in box.

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

058: : Halloween Edition 2019

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig

Jerry is servicing a client for $100/ hr so its Just Patrice and Ben.

First up, Raymond Wong tries absolve Samsung of the Note 7 by shifting blame to the iPhone. We sigh. In our second article, Daniel Eran Dilger Saves us about 3 hours of show by calling out the bullshit after the iPhone 7 event. If we ever see him, we owe him a drift.

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

057: : Let’s Make the Mac Great Again With Unicorn Tears

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler

Somehow the entire gang of Patrice, Ben, and Jerry is here! And they complain about their day jobs getting in the way of the fun stuff…

In our first story, Sellers wants some great revolutionary technology for the Mac in a mature market. We think it should be all pink! Spence takes a patched exploit as Apple’s doom (yawn). Lastly, BGR rails on a 2017 iPhone that doesn’t exist yet for copying Samsung. And we wonder what the iPhone 9 will be like… NOT!

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

056: : We’re Running Out of Stupid Juice

with Jerome Koehler, Patrice Brendamour

Ben is working, so its the Patrice and Jerry Show. And it’s weird!!!

Leading off our man Sellers is freaking out about the future of the Thunderbolt Display. Next, Dvorak uses IBM to explain why Apple should spin off the Mac. Lastly, Sellers makes an encore appearance pimping an Apple Hoverboard.

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

055: …or is it 54? The Patrice and Jerry Show

with Patrice Brendamour, Jerome Koehler

Yes Patrice, this episode is number 55. Ben ditched the show to go watch a shitty movie so its just Patrice and Jerry.

In our first article, Apple puts a gun to BGR’s head and makes them buy the iPhone 7 they don’t want. But then again things might change. In our second story, we hear about Samsung’s plans to march its troops on Cupertino after a bad quarter from Apple

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

054: : We have to look fabulouuuus

with Patrice Brendamour, Jerome Koehler, Ben Roethig

On this very stylish episode of Deconstruct Ben, Jerry and Patrice channel their inner fashion geeks to discuss the latest tech news from a fashion magazine.

And as if that wasn’t enough for one episode, there’s Enderle getting everything wrong about Apple Stores and yet another instance of the “X things Apple should do” bullshit.

This episode is brought to you by The Aftershow

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

053: : Definitely not Shakespeare!

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig

On Deconstruct 53 Jerry is once again servicing a
client for his business. So Ben and Patrice deconstruct something that is definitely not Shakespeare, even if it was very likely written by monkeys.

The first article doesn’t even compute in Patrice’s brain: it’s all about the flash (no.. not the TV show) storage in 2018. For the second article, the two have to talk about an article from an outlet they never even expected to talk about. Oh and the last article? Well, the iPhone is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, you know?

This episode is brought to you by The Tech Hangout

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

052: : Incredibly Powerful Shit!

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig

On Deconstruct 52 Jerry is servicing a client for his business, so its just Patrice and Ben.

In our first article, Motor Trend Exclusively pulls stuff out of their ass about the Apple Car. In the second article, Quartz proclaims that nobody needs the Apple Watch, we give reason why you might want one.

This episode is brought to you by The Tech Hangout

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas

051: : Skynet Recruitment Video

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler

Deconstruct is at full strength with Patrice, Ben, and Jerry and has a plate full of stories to pick apart.

First off, Techno Buffalo compares Apple Watch sales to the Fitbit… without numbers. In the middle article, Tech Crunch proclaim tablets are dead while those using them didn’t get the memo. Lastly, Metallo predicts the robot job apocalypse.

This episode is brought to you by The Tech Hangout

Please follow us on Twitter (@deconstructBS) and support us on Patreon. Every Dollar counts and will help making this podcast even better!

Ad music: “Drive” by Nicolai Heidlas