Contributors - Deconstruct

	Ben Roethig
	WhyMore BenGate? Nobody Cares! Is it Yanni, Laurel, Donglegate, or an iPhone With a Case? The Volcanic Fires of Bullshit Easter Fools Day Welcome to 2047 Where We Still Can’t Find Jerry Not Again Jerry! Not Again!' The Conspiracy of the iPhone X Jingle is Anyone Actually Doing Research Anymore? Apple is Never Good Enough and Neither are the Article Big Brother Meets War Games and the Ghost of Steve Jobs Technical Issues in Our Favor Terrible Articles Presented by Tea Give us Mistresses, Breakfast, and Contradictory “Facts” The Stupidbowl 2.0 The Alternative Facts of Technology : Tales as Fun as a Dentist Visit : We’re Deconstruct Biotch! : Forbes Please Hire A New Website Developer : No Means No for Crappy Articles : Early Rumors from the Church of Apple : The Radiation in Our Heads : Halloween Edition 2019 : Let’s Make the Mac Great Again With Unicorn Tears : We have to look fabulouuuus : Definitely not Shakespeare! : Incredibly Powerful Shit! : Skynet Recruitment Video : The Stupidbowl Halftime Show : You Have a Lisp, We Got the Booze : Shitception and More Cowbell! : Not The Christmas Episode 2016 : That Time Patrice Went to a Movie : The Unicorn of Positivity : That Time We Lost an Episode : We Polled 6 or 7 People About the Padcast : Finally a Glimpse of Hope : Holy Crap We’re 40 : What Doesn’t Brown Do for You : This Deal Keeps Getting Worse All the Time : More Apple TV BS… And Jerry Fled the Country : The Ben and Jerry Show (Not Ice Cream) : An Evening of Extremely Stupid Ideas : Behold The Titans…of Bad Writing : Our Brains are Draining Through Our Noses : The Dissertation of iKhaaaaan : Mary Jane Buys an Apple Watch : The Doc Man Cometh : Apple is Doooomed… Someday : The Wrath of Darth Kitchen’s Watch : Fighting Pirates and the GS6 aarrrr : HBO Porn, iSheep, and More Top 10 Lists : You Wanted The Best? You Get Fried Brains Instead : Tales from the Cult of Bad Writing : Feeling Neglected by Terrible Reporting : the Double Douche Episode : Batmaaan and the Ghost of Steve Jobs : Double Dose of Irresponsible : Dave from AWT on what good journalism looks like : $5k DSLRs vs. iPhone Cameras and What iPads Are Good For : Remembering TUAW and Apple’s 18 Billion Is Boring : iPad Styli and A Crazy Blackberry : Apple Dooms GoPro with Kodak Patents : Bill Gates, iOS Porn, and 9to5 Passing Rumors as Fact : Owning Mistakes, Critiquing Unreleased Apple Watch, and Black Cats : The Chinese (Labor) Connection : So So Much Entitlement : A Double Doze of Apple TV and A Special Guest : Nokia is on a Tryptophan trip : The First Blackberry and iOS Security Fear Mongering : BS Outsider, Tesla, and Stupid Lists from ZDnet : People Who Should Not Talk About Tech : The return of BenGate : The NFCurrentC Conspiracy : The Good, the Bad, and the Wall Street Journal : GamerGate and Billionaires Playing Analysts : We Couldn’t Keep Quiet Anymore
	David Caolo
	: Dave from AWT on what good journalism looks like
	Jerome Koehler
	Not Again Jerry! Not Again!' is Anyone Actually Doing Research Anymore? Terrible Articles Presented by Tea The Stupidbowl 2.0 The Alternative Facts of Technology : Tales as Fun as a Dentist Visit : We’re Deconstruct Biotch! : No Means No for Crappy Articles : Let’s Make the Mac Great Again With Unicorn Tears : We’re Running Out of Stupid Juice …or is it 54? The Patrice and Jerry Show : We have to look fabulouuuus : Skynet Recruitment Video : You Have a Lisp, We Got the Booze : Shitception and More Cowbell! : That Time Patrice Went to a Movie : The Unicorn of Positivity : That Time We Lost an Episode : The Ben and Jerry Show (Not Ice Cream) : An Evening of Extremely Stupid Ideas : Our Brains are Draining Through Our Noses : The Dissertation of iKhaaaaan : Fighting Pirates and the GS6 aarrrr : HBO Porn, iSheep, and More Top 10 Lists : Tales from the Cult of Bad Writing : Feeling Neglected by Terrible Reporting : the Double Douche Episode : Batmaaan and the Ghost of Steve Jobs : Double Dose of Irresponsible : Dave from AWT on what good journalism looks like : $5k DSLRs vs. iPhone Cameras and What iPads Are Good For : iPad Styli and A Crazy Blackberry : Apple Dooms GoPro with Kodak Patents : Bill Gates, iOS Porn, and 9to5 Passing Rumors as Fact : Owning Mistakes, Critiquing Unreleased Apple Watch, and Black Cats : The Chinese (Labor) Connection : So So Much Entitlement : Nokia is on a Tryptophan trip : The First Blackberry and iOS Security Fear Mongering : BS Outsider, Tesla, and Stupid Lists from ZDnet : People Who Should Not Talk About Tech : The return of BenGate : The NFCurrentC Conspiracy : The Good, the Bad, and the Wall Street Journal : GamerGate and Billionaires Playing Analysts : We Couldn’t Keep Quiet Anymore
	Kelly Guimont
	: Remembering TUAW and Apple’s 18 Billion Is Boring
	Patrice Brendamour
	WhyMore BenGate? Nobody Cares! Is it Yanni, Laurel, Donglegate, or an iPhone With a Case? The Volcanic Fires of Bullshit Easter Fools Day Welcome to 2047 Where We Still Can’t Find Jerry Not Again Jerry! Not Again!' The Conspiracy of the iPhone X Jingle is Anyone Actually Doing Research Anymore? Apple is Never Good Enough and Neither are the Article Big Brother Meets War Games and the Ghost of Steve Jobs Technical Issues in Our Favor Terrible Articles Presented by Tea Give us Mistresses, Breakfast, and Contradictory “Facts” The Stupidbowl 2.0 The Alternative Facts of Technology : Tales as Fun as a Dentist Visit : We’re Deconstruct Biotch! : Forbes Please Hire A New Website Developer : No Means No for Crappy Articles : Early Rumors from the Church of Apple : The Radiation in Our Heads : Halloween Edition 2019 : Let’s Make the Mac Great Again With Unicorn Tears : We’re Running Out of Stupid Juice …or is it 54? The Patrice and Jerry Show 1/3: Everything we know about the next iPhone! : We have to look fabulouuuus : Definitely not Shakespeare! : Incredibly Powerful Shit! : Skynet Recruitment Video : The Stupidbowl Halftime Show : You Have a Lisp, We Got the Booze : Shitception and More Cowbell! : Not The Christmas Episode 2016 : We Polled 6 or 7 People About the Padcast : Finally a Glimpse of Hope : Holy Crap We’re 40 : What Doesn’t Brown Do for You : This Deal Keeps Getting Worse All the Time : More Apple TV BS… And Jerry Fled the Country : An Evening of Extremely Stupid Ideas : Behold The Titans…of Bad Writing : Our Brains are Draining Through Our Noses : The Dissertation of iKhaaaaan : Mary Jane Buys an Apple Watch : The Doc Man Cometh : Apple is Doooomed… Someday : The Wrath of Darth Kitchen’s Watch : Fighting Pirates and the GS6 aarrrr : HBO Porn, iSheep, and More Top 10 Lists : You Wanted The Best? You Get Fried Brains Instead : Tales from the Cult of Bad Writing : Feeling Neglected by Terrible Reporting : the Double Douche Episode : Batmaaan and the Ghost of Steve Jobs : Double Dose of Irresponsible : Dave from AWT on what good journalism looks like : $5k DSLRs vs. iPhone Cameras and What iPads Are Good For : Remembering TUAW and Apple’s 18 Billion Is Boring : iPad Styli and A Crazy Blackberry : Apple Dooms GoPro with Kodak Patents : Bill Gates, iOS Porn, and 9to5 Passing Rumors as Fact : Owning Mistakes, Critiquing Unreleased Apple Watch, and Black Cats : The Chinese (Labor) Connection : So So Much Entitlement : A Double Doze of Apple TV and A Special Guest : Nokia is on a Tryptophan trip : The First Blackberry and iOS Security Fear Mongering : BS Outsider, Tesla, and Stupid Lists from ZDnet : People Who Should Not Talk About Tech : The return of BenGate : The NFCurrentC Conspiracy : The Good, the Bad, and the Wall Street Journal : GamerGate and Billionaires Playing Analysts : We Couldn’t Keep Quiet Anymore
	Shawn 'DocRock' Boyd
	: The Doc Man Cometh