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Deconstruct 65: The Alternative Facts of Technology

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler

For episode 65 we are at full strength for Deconstruct.

In our first story, CNBC makes its debut depicting Apple’s doom with their high priced ANALysts. We look at what happens in real world economics in a mature market. In our second article, Forbes argues that the Apple Watch should support Android. We roll our eyes at this complete misunderstanding of the platform.

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Deconstruct 52: Incredibly Powerful Shit!

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig

On Deconstruct 52 Jerry is servicing a client for his business, so its just Patrice and Ben.

In our first article, Motor Trend Exclusively pulls stuff out of their ass about the Apple Car. In the second article, Quartz proclaims that nobody needs the Apple Watch, we give reason why you might want one.

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Deconstruct 51: Skynet Recruitment Video

with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler

Deconstruct is at full strength with Patrice, Ben, and Jerry and has a plate full of stories to pick apart.

First off, Techno Buffalo compares Apple Watch sales to the Fitbit… without numbers. In the middle article, Tech Crunch proclaim tablets are dead while those using them didn’t get the memo. Lastly, Metallo predicts the robot job apocalypse.

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Deconstruct 39: What Doesn’t Brown Do for You

with Ben Roethig, Patrice Brendamour

On The 39th Edition of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice take on the BS so you don’t have to. In the first article, CoM confuses Apple TV gaming with the high end gaming consoles. In our second article, we visit an alternate universe where Apple is dooomed, but they can save it. In our headliner, IBT has the worst website Patrice has ever seen… and gives a top 5 list about why Android Wear is better than the Apple Watch.

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Deconstruct 37: More Apple TV BS… And Jerry Fled the Country

with Ben Roethig, Patrice Brendamour

In this episode, Jerry has fled the country to avoid his responsibilities. So, Ben and Patrice take on the week’s news.

In our first article, CoM makes a BS list about how the Apple TV is somehow obsolete. Next, USA Today’s financial wing writes a horrible piece comparing Apple Watch numbers with Windows Phone. Lastly, CNET lets the guy from Police Academy and Short Circuit write a tech article about Apple Music… and it shows.

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Deconstruct 36: The Ben and Jerry Show (Not Ice Cream)

with Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler

We’re back!
On episode 36: Patrice is missing so Ben and Jerry deconstruct this week’s crap. In our first story, an NBA player blames his crappy season on the iPhone. For our second article, Tech Crunch doesn’t understand what a review is. Lastly, Fast Co, damns the Apple Watch based on inaccurate Slice data and adds a list article to boot.

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Deconstruct 33: Our Brains are Draining Through Our Noses

with Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler, Patrice Brendamour

In episode 33, Jerry joins Ben and Patrice take down more horrible writing. In our first article we skip the Apple Watch to explain to the Guardian why proprietary software isn’t malware. In our second article, Gizmodo offers up a misleading article about the unsupported service port on the Apple Watch. In our last piece, CoM dismisses Force Touch in the iPhone 6S before the phone ever exists.

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Deconstruct 31: Mary Jane Buys an Apple Watch

with Ben Roethig, Patrice Brendamour

Jerry got lost in the middle of nowhere so it’s just Ben and Patrice. In the first article, Engadget gets buyers remorse for the Apple Watch… and whines about it. Next, the Verge reports on cannabis coffee K-Cups. Lastly, we take a look at a great article about Apple watch component costs from a writer who actually does his homework.

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Deconstruct 29: Apple is Doooomed… Someday

with Ben Roethig, Patrice Brendamour

Jerry is MIA so Ben and Patrice tackle the last topics of Deconstruct’s 20s.

In our first article, the New York Times predicts the doom of Apple. In the middle, CNET plays the component cost game with the Apple Watch… Ignoring guidance on the Apple earnings call. In our headliner, UBS and BS Outsider write from an alternate universe where there the Apple Watch has little interest.

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Deconstruct 28: The Wrath of Darth Kitchen’s Watch

with Ben Roethig, Patrice Brendamour

Ben and Patrice fly solo in Episode 28 since they have neither lives nor wives. And in the wake of Apple Watch launch, stupidity happens big time!

In our first article, CNET makes assumptions about the Apple Watch’s longevity. In the second article, BGR shows its entitlement over having to wait for an Apple Watch they really don’t even want to buy #whinybitchgate.

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