with Patrice Brendamour, Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler
On Deconstruct 68, Jerry and Patrice are here to take names and drink tea. Ben was rolling his eyes in the background the whole time.
Apple releases new hardware and our man Sellers reacts with a giant emoji and a whiny series of questions. ZDnet brings Steve Jobs back from the dead in a slideshow of misquotes.
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